There is a threat that exists today that could possibly ruin your life! It is the tricky burrito.
We dont' know where he came from, but we do know what he does,everything sneeky:
steals wallets, dates your daughter, keys your car, takes the last butter, reassigns the names and numbers in your cell phone, sends you text messages at late hours of the night, bogarts the nachos, drinks from the carton, takes the last beer, never buys beer, leaves right before you get the check, takes lewd pictures of himself on with your camera, grabs your mom's ass, grabs your dad's ass, leaves mustache heairs everywhere, trips you, trips your grandmother, gets your grandmother to switch long-distance, gives your number to telemarketers, puts sugar in your gas tank, calls your boss to complain about you, puts fish in your trunk, pokes holes in your condoms, frags your hard drive, forwards virus laden emails, doesn't read email you send him, takes one of your shoes, and farts and walks away...
Please watch out for him.
Your friend,